agentorange: (Default)
[personal profile] agentorange
Title: Black Lantern Black Mask
Rating: PG-13
Words: 387
Note: Black Lantern Black Mask as requested by [livejournal.com profile] ilikeeggplant. I know the title's terrible, fuck you.



The giant Venus flytrap closed over his head.

(FEED)

"Whaddaya think I'm trying to do, ya stupid ring?"

He kicked with a corpse leg at the slick plant wall. Thick fluids oozed over his foot, rapidly digesting the limb.

"Whoa, what the fuck? Let go!"

He tried to yank his leg away and in doing so, fell back against the opposite wall. The fluids seeped over his shoulders, eating away at the already rotting flesh.

(FEED)

"Yeah, yeah, 'feed me, Seymour.' Hah. Gotta love the irony, you asshole."

He pulled away from the wall he was leaning on, the ring rebuilding flesh and uniform as fast as the plant dissolved them. He was floating in the center of the plant, carefully avoiding its inner walls when a thick stream of the juice dropped on him from above, swiftly eroding his head.

"Ow ow, Jesus fuck! Burning, shit there goes my eyes, aw hell, not my jaw! I need tha-"

The plant's acids had reached his sternum before the ring managed to combat them, swiftly reconstructing Roman's body. As soon as his mouth reappeared, he began shouting.

"Samurai sword, go! I'm gonna get you, firecrotch, and your little clown girl too!"

He sliced through the plant's sturdy walls with the sword construct, creating a large enough hole to squeeze through. He was halfway out when the plant chomped down his legs.

"Oh, come on! Lemme go, you son of a bitch."

With a loud sucking noise, Roman pulled free without his legs. In a panic, he grabbed below the belt.

"Whoa, whew, still got my junk."

He looked around the desolate area: he was in Slaughter Swamp.

"Oh, hell yes, the old drop off-"

(FEED)

Roman scowled at the ring.

"Alright, alright, I get the picture. Heaaaaaaaaaaaaarts," he groaned, rolling his eyes.

He rose above the swamp, his legs fully formed again. As he flew towards Gotham, he talked.

"First, clown girl and her pet plant, even if the bitch is bitter. Then for the entree, I'll have the fear marinated heart of Kitty, with or without that damned kid sister...oh baby, what have we here?"

(WILL)
(HOPE)


Crouched on a rooftop, green and blue, Roman would recognize those hips anywhere. He chuckled sinisterly, the laughter carrying to her. The figure immediately turned yellow.

(FEAR)

"Oooh, Steeeeephieeeeeeee..."

(FEED)

Date: 2010-04-15 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benicio127.livejournal.com
This was suh-weeeet Jesus goodness.

Your Black Mask makes me laugh. Love it!

Date: 2010-04-15 02:37 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (Heh)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Glad to hear it. I was worried I'd made him a little too-Deadpooly, but I think it works...

Date: 2010-04-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benicio127.livejournal.com
Oh it totally does.

I feel like this is a Winick-style Black Mask. Which is why I love it even more.

Date: 2010-04-15 02:49 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (Who's awesome? You're awesome)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
EEEE YOU KNOW WINICK!MASK IS MY FAVORITE MASK

Date: 2010-04-15 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benicio127.livejournal.com
MINE TOOOOOO

OMG. One of my fave scenes is when he yells at Deathstroke. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? CAPTAIN NAZI AND HYENA???!?

Date: 2010-04-15 03:07 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (I can see your nipples)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
YES YES YES GOD I LOVE WINICK





DO YOU THINK THIS WILL BE IN THE MOVIE?!? PLEASE SAY YES

Date: 2010-04-15 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
Actually I heard Winick had to cut out some of Black Mask's funny lines. D:

Date: 2010-04-15 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
I KNOW.

I KNOW.

But umm at least he's in a super awesome badass movie?

You know how to cheer up Roman, sugartits

Date: 2010-04-15 03:16 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (Ring ring retards)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
You should smother me in your jugs. I might feel better then.

Hellz Yeah!

Date: 2010-04-15 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
I love how when you see Stephie you automatically go into Stephie mode. XD
maskurbates: (Pimps up hos down)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
What can I say? She makes me and Roman both want to jiggle her naughty bits and then savagely torture her to death.

HAHAHAAHAAH Oh Roman.

Date: 2010-04-15 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilikeeggplant.livejournal.com
Oh Roman and his love of boobs and vagina.

He's been ever such a good boy, he deserves it

Date: 2010-04-15 03:45 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (I can see your nipples)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
Italian Stallion, holla.

Date: 2010-04-16 02:17 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (HAHAHA)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
HAHAHA

Date: 2010-04-16 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] per-tinacious.livejournal.com
hot zombie abs... -drools-

he was scary as hell in that GCS issue. Not sure I could handle all that zombie roman all the time.

WELL WRITTEN THOUGH! I HOPE HE GETS OUT FOR REALZ D: and If DC isn't a douche, he will. And Cass will come back to protect her lesbian lover!Steph!

Date: 2010-04-17 03:11 am (UTC)
maskurbates: (Like a boss)
From: [personal profile] maskurbates
I have been telling myself that he escaped the plant and then got a white lantern corps ring. IF FUCKING MAXWELL LORD GETS TO COME BACK TO LIFE GODDAMMIT SO CAN ROMAN WHO IS LIKE A FUCKING COCKROACH ANYWAY

Also, hawt zombie abs, DO WANT. And dose skinny thighs too. UNF

Profile

agentorange: (Default)
LARFLEEZE

May 2010

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 24th, 2017 10:46 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios