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Title: Gothamsingles.net
Rating: R
Words: 2106
Note: Roman/Stephanie, I guess...yeah, I know. Dedicated to all the Stephie muns who might be reading.



EggplantLuvr
Sex: F
Age range: 20-30
Looking for: M; 20-40; chatting, possible meeting up
Likes: Eggplant, working out, making new friends
Dislikes: Scuzzy guys, deadbeats
About me: I'm just a blonde looking for good conversation, and maybe even Mr. Right ;-)

HailCaesarXV
Sex: M
Age range: 30-40
Looking for: F; 20-40; chatting, meeting up, casual encounters
Likes: History, staying fit, wine tasting, blondes
Dislikes: Hypocrites, silent types
About me: Classy guy hoping to meet a girl with similar interests who's not afraid to speak her mind.

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To: hailcaesarXV@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:31 pm
Subject: Hi!

Hey there! I saw your profile on the website. Want to chat?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarXV@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:35 pm
Subject: RE: Hi!

Evening, S.
Just glanced at your profile and I see that you're blonde. I'd love to chat. Topic?
-R.

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To: hailcaesarXV@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:37 pm
Subject: RE: RE: Hi!

R.,
Yup, I'm blonde. But I'm not naive, I promise. We can talk about anything you want, I'm not picky. Anything on my profile in particular you like?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:46 pm
Subject: That was fast

S.-
I like a girl who respects her body. What do you do when you work out? I'm a big fan of cardio with some free weights thrown in. My personal assistant recently got me into yoga- I love it. It's very relaxing.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:49 pm
Subject: :)

R.-
Yoga is a great warmup and cool down for my gymnastics routine. I also practice martial arts. A girl's gotta protect herself from creepos, you know?

Wow, personal assistant? Mr. Big Important Businessman, huh?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 7:58 pm
Subject: Someone's eager

S.-
Gymnastics, martial arts, and yoga? I bet you're very limber ;) It's great to hear from a strong woman who can take care of herself. You ever have to use your training in the real world?

Mr. Big Important Businessman, heh. Something like that. I wear a suit and make enough money to have a personal assistant, let's leave it at that.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 8:10 pm
Subject: You're the first non-skeevy guy on this site is all

R.-
Between you and me, I can put my feet behind my head ;D A couple of times the training's come in handy. I broke a guy's nose and incapacitated him long enough for the police to arrive. It was exhilarating! I felt so empowered, like no one could hold me down.

Business suits are nice. I love a guy who dresses well. So why's a "classy guy" like you need to be on a singles site?
-S.

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To: eggplanluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 8:26 pm
Subject: Am I?

S.-
Your secret is safe with me, cross my heart and hope to die. We should go to a yoga class together some time. You sound like a tough lady. I love tough women.

Hey, I may be successful, but my line of work leaves little personal time for going out and meeting women, unfortunately. The ones I work with...they aren't my type, so much.

What's a well-adjusted young lady like yourself doing on a singles site? I find it hard to believe you have trouble finding dates.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/10/07, 8:31 pm
Subject: You're a card ;)

R.-
Maybe. Maybe not. Don't you already have a yoga partner? I'd hate to steal you away from your personal assistant.

What *is* your type?

I'm here mostly out of curiosity. Well, that, and a lot of guys find my "tough"ness off-putting, I guess. I mean, I like being in charge, but I'd like a boyfriend who can take the reins sometimes. It gets boring to be the one who always plans the dates.

Oh jeez, you don't want to hear about that. Anyway, I've got to get ready for a late night exercise class, so goodnight for now!
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:01 pm
Subject: If you say so.

S.,
Had some business matters to attend to last night, but I have some free time now. To answer your questions:
1. My personal assistant doesn't count as a yoga partner. I see his face all day long, I don't want to see him there too.
2. I guess my type is a girl with similar interests who's not afraid to speak her mind.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:05 pm
Subject: Perfect timing!

Hi, R.! I just signed on now and was happy to see a response from you. Do you always bring your work home with you?

But you wrote exactly the same thing you have on your profile, silly. Surely you can give me an idea beyond that.
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:21 pm
Subject: It must be kismet.

S.,
Sometimes I bring my work home with me. I have an office of sorts in my apartment, so it's convenient, but I don't really view my job as "work" since I enjoy it so much.

I wrote exactly the same thing because it's true. I know what you're really asking, and the answer is yes.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:23 pm
Subject: Maybe!

R.,
I feel the same way about my job, even if my coworkers don't always appreciate me. Luckily, I get to work on solo projects.

Um, what am I really asking?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:30 pm
Subject: It is. I can tell.

S.,
You're really asking "Am I your type?"
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:36 pm
Subject: ...wow.

R.,
You're good.

For the record, you sound like my type too.
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:38 pm
Subject: RE: ...wow.

So...ever cyber?

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplanluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:42 pm
Subject: !!

R.,
NO!








Have you?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:44 pm
Subject: No pressure

S.,
Once or twice, but the girls weren't as interesting as you.

Would you like to try?
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:47 pm
Subject: RE: No pressure

R.,
I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's not like anyone will find out.

Ok. How does this work?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:51 pm
Subject: I like your enthusiasm.

S.,
It's easy, like creative writing except you're the protagonist. Just follow my lead:

I am a tall, dark, and handsome man in a 3 piece pinstripe suit and I'm looking at you intently. I raise an eyebrow, appraising your fit body, undressing you with my eyes. I want to see the toned muscles underneath, feel them flexed against my own body. I reach out to touch your blonde hair, to stroke your beautiful face. I want to feel your lips on me.

Got it? Now it's your turn.
-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 4:59 pm
Subject: I like your take charge attitude ;)

R.,
I'm wearing a cute eggplant colored sundress, even if it is a little chilly to wear without pantyhose. I want to feel the spring sun on my legs. I smile at you and take your hand in mine, placing it on my cheek. I let you run your fingers through my loose hair. I want to be held by you, to feel your strong arms around me. I lean into your embrace.

How's that?
-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:04 pm
Subject: You're doin great

I pull you against my chest, running my hand down your back until it rests on your tight buns, noting with some measure of satisfaction that you are not wearing anything underneath the dress. My other hand falls from your face to your breast. It is taut and globulous in my hand and your nipple perks up. I finger it through the thin material. I want to see it, I want to see you entirely naked before me.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:09 pm
Subject: I'm glad you approve!

R.,
But I always wear underwear! Anyway, I think I'm getting the hand of it, even if I'm blushing:

I shiver as you touch me, enjoying the sensation. We are so close I can feel a hard bulge in your pants, but I am too shy to explore. Instead, I run my hands over the fabric of your suit, admiring the way it looks and fits you. I look up longingly, asking with my eyes for the touch of your lips.

-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:12 pm
Subject: RE: I'm glad you approve!

S.,
Try to write more action. I thought you were a confident gal?

I take my hand from your ass and grasp yours, guiding it to my hard erection. I make you stroke its length through my pants. I want you to take it out and pump it, and I want to rip off your dress. I can't wait any longer, I must see your body.

-R.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:18 pm
Subject: Thanks for the tip

R.,

I squeeze your cock, eager to feel you. How I've waited for this moment! I quickly lift the dress over my head, exposing my toned body. I feel no shame when your eyes move hungrily over me. I lead you to a bed and lie down on it, offering myself to you. I hope you join me, but most of all, I hope you kiss me.

-S.
PS- Don't people touch themselves while writing stuff like this?

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:22 pm
Subject: Just the Tip, nudgenudgewinkwink

S.,

I hurry to avail myself of my clothing, then I join you on the bed. I am on top of you, kissing you passionately with my normal lips. Your lips are so sweet and plump on me that I imagine I am kissing grapes, so I nibble them gently, at first, and then harder when you don't protest. My cock rubs against your slick pussy, sliding closer and closer to the entrance and finally, I push into your tight folds, gasping in pleasure. It is then that I offer to tie you up.

-R.
PS. You can touch yourself if you want.
PPS. I am.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:26 pm
Subject: I hope I get more than just the tip

R.,

A rush of pleasure fills me when you enter me. I suck your neck and agree to be tied up- I can be kinky. I am pleasantly surprised when you use handcuffs instead of rope. I could easily get out of them, if I wanted, but I don't. I arch my back, spreading my legs wide.

"Fuck me, Daddy," I tell you in a husky voice.

-S.
PS- I am too.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:33 pm
Subject: If you insist

S.,

I nip at your tits, covering them in love bites which quickly turn to bruises. I tease your clit with my thumb, refusing you the pleasure of my dick. It's torture for you, and you love it. You are beginning to wonder if you'll ever get reprieve when I plunge my shaft deep into your hot pussy, causing you to cry out. But I want to hear you scream.

-R.
PS. That is so hot.

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:37 pm
Subject: Wow, this is intense- I love it!

R.,

I can't stand your teasing, I want you entirely. When you pull out suddenly, I scream in frustration. You smile and suck on my breasts, using your fingers to pleasure me, but it's no use. I *need* your manhood inside me.

"Please," I beg you, starting to cry.

-S.

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:42 pm
Subject: Good.

I let you cry, continuing to deny you my throbbing member. Then I slap your face roughly when I grow tired of your needless sniveling. From the bedside table, I retrieve a scalpel and hold it to your cheek, as I push into your pussy with my prick, fucking you vigorously now. I slash shallow cuts across your face, spurred on by your screams. I am close, so I pull out and jerk myself off, coming on the wounds on your face.

"Oh, Stephie girl," I pant, "I love it when you scream for Daddy."

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To: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
From: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:44 pm
Subject: WHAT

...

ROMAN???

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To: eggplantluvr@gothamsingles.net
From: hailcaesarxv@gothamsingles.net
Date: 4/11/07, 5:45 pm
Subject: RE: WHAT

Hi, Stephie! ;D

-Roman
PS. Best cyber buddy EVER!
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